Current Reading Mood: Urban Fantasy
Quote of the day: “I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.
I’d have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn’t pushed me first." Cassandra Palmer ― Hunt the Moon by Karen Chance

Monday, November 22, 2010

Quote of the Week -Dedication to Jenks

If your a fan of Kim Harrison, then your a fan of Jenks. If you haven't heard of Jenks, you don't know who your missing. 

Here's a few quotes for all you Jenks lovers out there...

"Tink's Panties!" 

"Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth." 

"Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate." 

"Tink's a Disneyland whore!"

"By Tink's diaphram...!" 

"I won’t snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You’re worse than my mother, Rachel.”
“Mine, too,” Jenks muttered."

"Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink"

"Rachel candy." 

"I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose"." 

You have to love him now! he he! 


pattepoilue said...

I LOVE Jenks! Those quotes are so funny. He's such a great character, I can't wait for the next book.
How I loved when he was big, NOM!

Kelly aka yllektra(force-oblique) said...

I haven't read this series, but I really should, It sounds so witty and fun!!

Btw, did you send me an email regarding H.P. Mallory's book? :P

Natasha said...

Jenks is amazing! hehe

I didn't Kelly.. not that I know of. Did you receive an email from HP? I gave her your email.

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