Tiny Tim: [outside Scrooge's office]
Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.
Don't beg on this corner, boy.
I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.
Tim Cratchit, eh? Well you'll have a long wait, then, won't you?
[he walks off]
Merry Christmas, Sir!
The Santa Clause:
Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Jack Skellington: [singing]
And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper tone]
And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...!
Brad's mom's boyfriend:
Bradly, I'm not trying to be your father. I'm looking for a chance to be your friend.
You were my friend. You were my best friend, but now you are sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me.
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
Your beard's not real.
No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
No it was her sister.
A Christmas Story:
He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
He does not!
He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!
You have a Ten Most-Naughty list? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right now... ...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia. He's occupying the number one spot." - Funny thing is.. I live in Nova Scotia!
I hope you all have a wonderful and Merry Christmas!!! :D