Current Reading Mood: Urban Fantasy
Quote of the day: “I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.
I’d have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn’t pushed me first." Cassandra Palmer ― Hunt the Moon by Karen Chance

Friday, December 24, 2010

Happy Holidays!!!!

Quotes from some Holidays Movies:

The Scrooge:

Tiny Tim: [outside Scrooge's office] Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't beg on this corner, boy.
Tiny Tim: I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Tim Cratchit, eh? Well you'll have a long wait, then, won't you?
[he walks off]
Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Sir!
Ebenezer Scrooge: Humbug. 

The Santa Clause:

Charlie: Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
Scott Calvin: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s. 

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper tone]
Jack Skellington: And they call him, Sandy... Clawssss...! 

Four Christmases:

Brad's mom's boyfriend: Bradly, I'm not trying to be your father. I'm looking for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend. You were my best friend, but now you are sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me.


Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. 

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:

Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic. 

Bad Santa:

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister. 

A Christmas Story:

Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

Fred Clause:

You have a Ten Most-Naughty list?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, right now...

...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia.
He's occupying the number one spot." - Funny thing is.. I live in Nova Scotia! 

I hope you all have a wonderful and Merry Christmas!!! :D 


Cecile Smutty Hussy said...

I know I am late... but I wanted to come over and wish you and your family a very blessed Christmas and a joyous New Year my dear friend! Hugs to you and yours!

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